This is ridiculous! I've had it! I am starting a 'church' of my own! I call it The Church of Secularists.

I wonder if religion was just a lie for people to have a reason to get together three days a week to love each other boundlessly! It's an excuse to people to feel belonged. If you're not a Christian, well - too bad.

Ouch. That hurts!

Hence in our Church of Secularists, we meet every Sunday to celebrate atheism. We go out and party like there is no tomorrow. We worship and sing hymns to atheism, to anti-idolatry, to anti-STUPIDITY.

Bow down to me.